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Wrecking Ball Parody: It will wreck you LAUGHING

Funniest video evvvvah .. Wrecking Ball Parody!

 

This week has been a flaming hot mess and I was wrecked.

Wrecking Ball. WRECKED 

Have you ever had one of those weeks, and it has only just begun?  You know the kind.

The kind where you want to have a cigarette and a nap, and you don’t even smoke.

I’ve been there, done that, and got the poster this week and it’s only hump day.  H.E.L.P.

 

What   happened  ?

My site crashed and I was in a shit storm <—- I screamed that.

 

BAD:   It has been a snow day here for three.days.in.a.row.  I could seriously punch a snowman in the face right now … if only I could see 3 inches in front of my face.  I considered running over a snowman’s face with my car.  #CanadianProblems

 

GOOD :   Google Plus made this Auto Awesome for me.  I think I love you Google Plus.  Helloooo,  it adds snow to photos automatically.

Wait a sec.  More snow?

I have two words for that, and they’re not let’s dance @!#*

 

Holy  Batman

Funny #Video : Wrecking Ball Parody ~ It will wreck you LAUGHING via @LynneKnowlton Design The Life You Want to Live #WreckingBall

 

The worst part of my week :  My site crashed yesterday.

Crash.  Bang.  Boom. 

In the toilet.

Gonzo.

I’ve had bursts of traffic on my site and the whole thing just had enough.  I know.  #FirstWorldProblem

It spit smoke and sputtered.

It was worse than bad.  It was negative good.

 

Look   What   Happened  !@&%! :

 

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Google   Analytics  Tragedy

 

That is what you call a bloggers nightmare.

It has never ever in the history of the universe happened to me. #BloggingPanicAttack

Okay, okay… I’ve had a zillion blogging panic attacks, but never have I had ZERO in my google analytics.

This is why I drink.  I considered having Baileys for breakfast all week this morning.

The best part about the shitastrophy shit storm :

 

Waylay Design pulled my site out of the gutter.   They are so lucky that they live in Vegas.  I would wet kiss them all the live long day if they were standing in front of me. They are the best thing that has ever happened to my blog.  Hands down.  The best web design team evahhh and they are really nice peeps too.  They are my pals.

 

So what did I do?  I needed to chill it, man.

 

Knitting   Saved   My   Sanity :

 

I picked up my knitting needles again.  Don’t ask me why, but knitting relaxes me.

This happened :

 

Funny #Video : Wrecking Ball Parody ~ It will wreck you LAUGHING via @LynneKnowlton Design The Life You Want to Live #WreckingBall

 

I think I knit the blanket, so I could curl up and forget-ta-bout-it-all.

PS.  I made the pattern up in my head.  I can’t believe I had any head space to do that.

Truth is, it is so easy, a toddler could knit it.

I was sort of feeling like a toddler… a little overwhelmed and about to have a temper tantrum.

 

Funny #Video : Wrecking Ball Parody ~ It will wreck you LAUGHING via @LynneKnowlton Design The Life You Want to Live #WreckingBall

 

Want the pattern? Let me know in the comments and I may just do a bloggy post about it.  It is great for reducing temper tantrums stress and increasing sanity.

One stitch at a time.

I have no idea why this next photo makes the chunky wool blanket look so small.  It’s freaking massive.  The knitting needles alone are the size of broomstick handles.  And you think I joke.

 Funny #Video : Wrecking Ball Parody ~ It will wreck you LAUGHING via @LynneKnowlton Design The Life You Want to Live #WreckingBall

 

In  a  Nutshell …

 

My week has been a great big cluster-you-know-what-er and I needed a big fat belly laugh.  HUGE.

Naturally, I couldn’t have a mental breakdown and then a bust a gut laugh without you.

Are you ready for it?  Go to the washroom first or #YouWillPeeYourPants

If you haven’t seen the original Miley Cyrus video … watch this first.  You need to do that.  It will make the next belly laugh make sooooooo much more sense.

 Funny #Video : Wrecking Ball Parody ~ It will wreck you LAUGHING via @LynneKnowlton Design The Life You Want to Live #WreckingBall

Ready  ?

This. Oh this video. You will be all kinds of weirded out AND laughing, all at once.

I laughed so hard that tears streamed down my face.

Note :  This is not for a young audience.  Avert your eyes, if you don’t want to see nakedness.

This video is for anyone who wants to wreck themselves laughing :

 

 

Are you dying from laughter?  You’re welcome.  I love you like that.

Have a beautifully funny day !

Lynne

PS.  I created all the photos on the blog post this week with my cell phone and these apps.  Why?  Because I was a hot mess and couldn’t hold a real camera.  So there.

 

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Holy miley – how appropriate (or inappropriate) I am running through Sydney in my undies on Saturday for a charity – very close to my heart.
Hilarious.
No tighty whiteys will be seen I think.

julie cauthron

almost peed my pants – “wrecking ball” video hilarious! thanks for making my day. yours is the first blog i’ve read (crafting ones don’t count) and I’m totally hooked.. Good thoughts for your husband.
Huggs
California Treehouse Diva aka Julie

Lynne, good morning. Living on 4 hours of sleep I just found your blog. Not a blogger and to be honest not sure what blogging is all about. But I ran across your site trying to figure out a sliding door track for my daughter’s room. We bought the super expensive one and hate it. Anyway, I have died laughing and thoroughly enjoyed your posts. Yours is the first one I’ve signed up for and I’m really looking forward to this journey. You are funny and amazing. Thanks!!!

Janet

Okay, that just made my crappy tonsillitis filled (I’m too old for this shit) day better….sooo much better…thank you, thank you =)
When it cools down tonight (pleeeaassse, 32C sucks) I’m going to continue with my sock knitting, although this will be the fifth time I’ve pulled it apart (darn toe), maybe I just need some antioxidants (purely medicinal), hmm time to visit the kitchen me thinks…….cya =)

Catherine Beattie

I loved your comments on the coffee and Bailey’s, to top it off the anxiety and the panic! We are so much alike! Knitting and projects have helped me cope with more of what life throws at me than anyone realizes!

I am so glad that I have found your site, I know nothing about blogging, but I guess it is time to learn!

Thanks so much for being so forthright and sharing! Cat

I feel like if I could learn to make a knitted blanket like that I could do anything. Seriously, would love to know how to get started learning to do that.

OMG! LOLOLOL SO glad I went potty first! I’m forwarding on to my daughter and son! I will also tell my daughter to hit the potty first! Son has no prob in that dept! Thanks for the bust ur gut laugh!

Catie B

Hey Lynne, I must tell you I never… I mean NEVER add comments to blogs I barely read enough blogs to comment on so with that being said… I am glad I ran across your DIY barn door tracks! Had I not had the dire need to have a barn door hanging in my house I would have never came across your blog. You have made me laugh to the point of gut busting, stitch in side, breath taking laughter! TRUE STORY! I find myself reading your blogs just to hear the outrageous things you have to say!!!!(outrageous good) I… Read more »

Irene

Love the video and the reactions! Thank you. 😀

Mary Lou

OMG Crapolie Bwaaaahaaaarrrrrr Thanx xo

Colleen

Glad your back up. Funny video, I needed a laugh. Up to my ears in snow and totally over it, and we aren’t even half way thru winter yet.

Julia Ocean

Love your … whatever you say before actual subject. Love read and reread your posts. Laughing hard from your comments. Thank you.

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charlotte (chuckie) pope

p.s. HAVE YOU EVER LAUGHED SO HARD THAT TEARS RAN DOWN YOUR LEGS LADIES?

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Nancy McMahon

I would Loooooove your chunky blanket “recipe”. Recovering from surgery and just might save my sanity. Love your blog so much!

Nancy

Haha. Great post, Lynne. Hope tomorrow is much better. Pretty scary about the site crashing? Love the blanket 🙂

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Linda

Ok I’m efffed…the video keeps saying its not available …… I’ve read most of the comments also … dang it all. I’ll try later.

Jeanette Diehl

Wrecking Ball video.. sooooo funny.. shared this with my daughter and we laughed our faces off.. oh, she’s 18 and a huge MIley fan. 🙂

I love you.

That is all.

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Grace

I recently found your blog and totally want you to be my best friend. In lieu of that, I will accept your continued posting of awesome things. I just taught myself to crochet last year and it is a huge salvation from the crazy. I am now challenging myself to knit, but so far finding that I don’t have enough brain cells to hold TWO needles vs. one hook. But, I’m hoping large needles like the ones you are using will be like the big, fat crayons we teach kids to write with., so please post that pattern. There may… Read more »

Auntiepatch

Those of us living in the SW would LOVE to have some of that moisture/rain/snow/whatever. We are so dry out here they are going to ration our water soon. Add that to the Santa Ana winds and fire watch we’re stuck at home, too, but for other reasons. We live on a canyon so someone has to be home at all times in case of fire to get the cats, photos, RXs, etc. out. 80 degrees in January is nice but it dries out the vegetation and fire becomes a real danger. So, we’d love to have SNOW!!! P.S. Loved… Read more »

Julie Carter

You can have it all….we are having the winter that never ends…just when we thought we might finally get spring, we got hit with more snow and freezing rain today….we are all so tired of it and if i see one more snowflake, snowman, snowplow driver….they are all getting gutpunched…..this has been going on since October which is early for us…we don’t even normally get snow until december…in fact, the last 3 or 4 christmases were green (no snow) and mild…not cold

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I so hear you!!!!! 3 Days of cabin fever. Just broke out briefly to the local pub for lunch…the whole downtown pretty much closed up, the highways and major roads closed FOR THREE FREEKIN DAYS!

LOVE shitastrophy shit storm! That about describes it! I too may have to take up knitting. Lucky (or unlucky) for us work-from-homers that we can keep on ticking…no snow days for us.

Wrecking ball man is going to be haunted his entire life with that video. I suspect with that rope it gives new meaning to “wrecking ball” 🙂
Stay Warm!

Wow! Yes I was laughing alternating with mini throw-ups! What is that girl thinking?
Hope you day is going better!

Denise Reynolds

Needed a good laugh, loved it!

charlotte (chuckie) pope

AS WE SAY IN THE SOUTH,YOUR SITE IS FINER THAN FROG HAIR SPLIT 4 WAYS! YA’LL HAVE A GOOD DAY , YOU HEAR.

Hi Lynne. Hilarious! I loved the reactions. And, I’m with you about this winter. I’m in Minnesota and we’ve have about a Bizillion days with temps Below Zero – Farenheit! My long-johns are going to be permanently stuck to my hairy legs. (We need that extra layer for warmth!) Glad you site is back up. Oh – and no need for the knitting instructions. I’m just heading over to download your Baileys recipe!
Stay warm….

Janet

It’s all so wrong. It’s like two parodies. That was the longest train wreck I’ve ever watched. Miley couldn’t be serious right? Dang. I get the wrecking ball part (looks kinda fun) but licking the hammer? And all the rolling around in panties, that’s gotta be about her parents (embarrassing). Poor thing, needs a good shrink!

Sorry to hear about your site, Lynne. At least it wasn’t down long. My site has been under attack by hacker bots for weeks now and we’re slowly getting it under control. Not that it makes it better, but you’re not alone. Been happening all over the web. Glad to know you found a way to get your laugh back! xoxo

Lmao that video just made my day of the hairy guy playing Miley – my coworker is forever disturbed by the imagery. I love the added touch of the bold, bright red lipsticks. 🙂 Glad your website is up and running girlie!! No panic attacks required, just whiskey. 😉 Have a great hump day love! -Ivanna

Oh my! Thank you, Lynne. That’s now my favorite version of that song. What a brave guy he is. Sorry your week got off to such a bad start but am so glad you’re on the mend. 🙂

That video is hilarious. But what I can’t take my eyes off is those lovely knitting needles. I just noticed they have a wire between them. Do you mean when you knit all the 35000 stitches of a huge blanket, you don’t have to jam the entire row onto one knitting needle in order to knit it? I WRESTLED my entire blanket onto my 13″ knitting needle for each row. That nearly caused me an anxiety attack. Knitting in that case was not so relaxing. I wish I had a bottle of your Baileys handy, it would have made my… Read more »

You’ve seen the sticker, “I knit so I don’t kill people”, it’s true for me. Ribbing of all kind always looks smaller but those needles look like they can provide instant gratification. What size are they? I’ll now click on the video, after I visit the washeroom.

Craig

Ahh yes, to drink or not to drink that is the question… I just opened up a bottle of Mexican Coca-cola and am fixin’ to turn it into an adult beverage, that and a bag of tortilla chips and my sanity will be back in check… I can understand the pain and suffering you must have gone thru… Time to watch the video… …now where is that lime..

Nanci Robison

Love your site…I am a knitter also…and it definitely takes the stress away! I would love the pattern for your blanket…need a new project! Your outlook on life is so uplifting …how do you do it!!!!

I was diagnosed with waldromstrom’s ..and am on watch and wait..or should I say worry! I hope your husband is doing well…I snoop on the support site. My husband was diagnosed with Chronic Leukemia a month before. So the knitting keeps me going!

Your a ray of sunshine!

Everyone has those days (or weeks!) Lynne, glad to know there was no outbreaks of Canadian on Snowpeople violence haha.

I for one would definitely be interested in a crazy easy ginormous knitting pattern, ya know so I can show off to my knit-savvy pals 😉

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I love the way you “design” your posts! I know what you mean about knitting and how it helps when under stress (or whenever there’s time!). I crochet. 🙂

Michael Knowlton

Not to worry. Your Shitastrophy should definitely reverse itself. What is the opposite of that anyway?
PS. If you keep posting the nudies, you’re bound to increase your traffic. Naughty Naughty 🙂

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