Why is blogging like wearing a thong ? Because most blogging advice is boring and is directed at dumb-asses. The advice that you read out there in cyberspace is for sissies. It’s a snooze fest. The info is the same. Same. Same. Same. Blah blah blah. Burp. Snooze. Snore. Exhale. Close your eyes. […]
Update for 2020 : Darn, it looks like SomeECards is no longer a site that is working. Darn huh? I’ve been searching around trying to find alternative sites to make eCards. How about you, do you have any faves? This one called Open Me, looks like you can make some quick eCards too. So far, […]
Did you know that you can get social media icons for your blog or website for free? Did you know that there are about one thousand zillion trillion options out there to chose from? Oh. my. Word. Just google image water colour social media icons and get ready to be sucked into a vortex […]
Come on a road trip with me. A three minute vacation. Right here. Right now. Ready? Set? GO !! This is going to be a great day. Life is a crazy straw. Sometimes you just need to hit the reset button. Hit that […]
Laundry. Ohhhh Laundry. It’s one of those things… it doesn’t matter how fast you clean it… it just keeps coming back. Like Ground Hog day. Bastard. Laundry has nasty laundry sex; multiplies and spawns dirty laundry babies. Constantly. It has dirty, unprotected laundry sex with oodles of grime and dirt. Gross. Laundry causes good […]
Making an ABOUT ME video is like standing buck-naked in front of your mother-in-law… And you think I joke. Having an online life has never been dull. * I type the words into the blog. Why did I make that sound simple? NOT. * They somehow hit the page in some semblance […]
Hello WATER. Bye bye muffin top. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out. Who the hell wants muffin top? Muffin top is for the birds. The fat pudgy birds. Hey muffin top… hit the road, Jack… and don’tcha come back no more, no more, no more, no more. Do you have […]
Just for kicks I thought I would wake up and torture myself this morning. I’m having chocolate for breakfast and spiking my coffee with sugar. What the what what? Why? Because the sugar rush of non stop rum punches while on a holiday just isn’t enough sugar!!??? Whaaat?!! I’m on vaykay… and […]
Guess what happened ? Go on. Come on. Guess it ! Hurry up. That’s it. Time’s up. I can’t stand to wait another moment. I waited long enough. I’m spillin’ it. Spill = Colin and Justin will be at the Cottage life Show in Toronto. Be there or be square. Ohhhhh but there is an […]