Hey cancer, here’s a can of whoop-ass. Open it. Dare you. Double dare you. It would appear that blog readers hanging around here are out to open a can of whoop-ass on cancer too. Take that cancer. And shove it up your whoop-ass. We are kicking ass and takin’ names. Tag. You are it. […]
That’s right. These are the best skinny bitch blueberry bootylicious muffins you will ever put in your mouth. What a mouthful. But seriously. These muffins are delish, and you won’t get a big ol’ booty from them. Minimal junk in the trunk. These are beautifully-tasty-moist-ahhhmazing blueberry muffins. Period. Stamped it. Double stamped it. I want […]
HAPPY NEW YEAR ! 2013 Alicia Bock said it best with her gorgeous photography and handwritten fonts. {All photos today are Alicia’s photos.} Her blog will have you googlie eyed and gobsmacked. The photography may make you drool. She even has an etsy shop for crying out loud. You can find that here: Alicia’s etsy […]
‘Tis the season to make lists. Looooooong lists. Longer than your arm. Longer than a trip to the North Pole. LONG. Do you ever just ADD something on a list purely for the pleasure of scratching it off the list? Oh hells ya. You are weird. And now, officially, my new BFF. The Do’s and Don’ts CHRISTMAS List : […]
Our road trip to New York has started. We hit the road with bells on. Whatever that means. If it means that we crossed the Canadian border into the United States and no alarm bells went off at security…well then… we hit the road with bells on. Already, things are different about this road […]
How do I type the words? How do I say it out loud? When cancer steals the life of someone you love, there are no words. NOTHING. Simple words don’t do an entire LIFETIME justice. Nothing can explain why cancer swoops in….grabs a hold of someone you love….and swallows them whole. […]
Are you celebrating THANKSGIVING this week? What is your Thanksgiving THANKFULNESS ?? That is a mouth full. Geesh… I am thankful for shorter words. I am thankful for the weekend. I am thankful for elastic waistbands during Thanksgiving dinner. I am thankful when someone is nice. Do you know jerks people LIKE THAT ?! Here are […]
Guess what? I have a DELISH cranberry sauce recipe for you made with maple syrup. The real deal stuff. None of that Aunt Jemima crap. I’m calling bullshit on Aunt Jemima. Bullshit. Don’t eat that sugar syrup. That’s gross. Don’t be that person. Why Cranberry Sauce with Maple syrup? 1. Because I’m […]
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