I have a special delivery for you today.   A WHITE CHRISTMAS       Yup.  I put my elf hat on, and made a little snow for you.  Because I love you like that.   There’s something peaceful about snow, isn’t there? It’s quiet.   The staggering simplicity of white snow just puts […]

‘Tis the season to be tralalalala jolly … fa la la la la…lalalalalalalaaaaa… Whatever.   Have you ever noticed that Christmas season multiplies everything by ten thousand million?? It magnifies everything to the ennnth degree of ridiculousness. Such seriousness takes the fun outta Christmas. Let’s practice the art of …. Take it easy.   Let’s have […]

  Have you ever browsed a website, and wondered what gorgy gorgeous font it was? There are about fourteen thousand trillion billion gazillion fonts out there in the cyberverse.  How do you find out which one is which? I have a magic secret for you.   You will be able to discover the name of […]

  Pour yourself a stiff cup of energy mud.  Coffee will give you an unrealistic expectation of productivity.  Perfect.  You need that right now.   Chomp down on a chunky bar of chocolate.   Get a sugar high, and then peel yourself off of the ceiling.   You are on a mission.   You have […]

Get ready.  This blog post is laced with sass.  I’m going to give it to you damn straight.   You might want to cover your ears. I will be screaming throughout this entire blog post. Get your mad on.  Pretend all words are written in caps lock.  Do you feel your inner growling grrrrhhh yet?! […]

I have a disease. It’s contagious. It’s called awesome. We all need to share in spreading awesomeness, don’t we? Let’s celebrate the awesome. Starting now. Ladies and Gentlemen… start your woot-woot engines!!  Vroom. Vroom.     I’m spreading the contagious awesomeness to you. My  fault. Your problem.   Okay…. alrighty now, don’t go thinking I am […]