We need to stop expecting normal from men.  We all know that it’s never going to happen.  Normal wouldn’t be funny anyway.  They are weird in an oh so awesome way.  That’s okay.  Normal is the new boring.  40 Strange But True Facts About Men 1.    If you shake your groove thing in front of […]

Drink.  That will make your Christmas MERRY.  Jokes.  Kinda. Okay, okay.  I have three printable Christmas card photos for you.  That will make you Merry!!   They are free.  Skip to the bottom of the post if you want an instant download. MERRY HO HO HO At this time of year, words like … relaxed  … […]

The best homemade baileys in the history of ever. It’s magic juice, it just falls in your mouth.  WARNING:  Don’t drink too much of this stuff.  You’ll start licking faces. I can’t take all the credit.  I stole the recipe from my bestie (25 years ago!). Yup. It’s THAT goo Two years ago, I had […]

  Is this happening to you?!… Wow, your bathroom is stunning.   Said no one ever. Your plastic shower liner is so flippin’ cute.   Said no one ever. Toilet cozies are so rad.   Said no one ever.   Have I got a doohooozy for you today…   Brace yourself.  This is going to be juicy.   Ba-da-boom-ba-da-bing.       […]

You have a hefty job.  You have a family.  You have bat shit crazy fun friends.  You know, you have a freaking life.  Life can be a crazy straw.  Duly noted.  We no like crazy straw.  We like easy straw, occasionally protruding out of easy boozy cocktail. Life is busy.  Stamped it.  Got it. Hellooooo instagram. It’s fast. […]

    Have you noticed the price of curtain rods these days?  Sheesh.  Highway robbery. Have you noticed how UGLY most curtain rods are?  Fugly.   Our DIY mission :  to rid the curtain rod fugly for a fraction of the cost.   Now don’t make faces at me { like the Home Depot dudes […]